Tuesday, December 1, 2009

The invention Of Clothing

Sweaters - to cover up the ugly shirt you're wearing
Pants- cover up cellulite
Bermuda shorts- unless you're ready to come out of the closet, these shouldn't leave yours
Tee shirt- to hide your gut
Tight Tees- to show off abs and hide meaty arms
Dresses, shorts, leggings, tights, henleys/long-sleeved tees-Models and hot people only, please
also, just saw a really cute Anna Sui dress at the net-a-porter sale, but didn't buy it. WHY???
because she's a TARGET WHORE. how cheap asians are :)

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