Wednesday, March 17, 2010
We Know What to Do
If a so-disgusting-no-amount-of-personality-or-money-can-overcome-it guy approaches you, regardless of the time or place and saying "I'd rather fuck a lit cigar than talk to you," is too crass for your tastes. Then you can be super-perceptive and do the BROOKE DAVIS or you can just say "Only in your wet dreams."
"Okay, guy in need of a clue. Here's one. Women send signals. That was a brush off. Before you dip into your shallow pool of wit let me paint us a picture and save us both the trouble. Here's your evening. You are going to slink back off to your buddies, laugh this off, get wasted, go home, and make nice with yourself. But don't be thinking of me, because even your fantasy of me, isn't interested in you."
"Looks like its Rosy Palms for you tonight."
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Posted by Brunch girls at 7:33 PM