PARIS! we used to have a paris hilton fetish! we have totally different taste in guys than her (the type that don't like to make pornos and then sell them to corporate america behind our backs). She'd choose sleazy T over Brody (T was made to make Brody look even mere Godly) or Penn Badgely over Chace Crawford (and deal with all that that B. Lively drama). Brit, Paris, and Lindsay are all a mess. but only Paris has the connections, means, attitude, and looks to be a hot mess.