Does guys facial hair say something about them?

Short hair clean shaven says man of values. Religious, Hardworking, Young, Blonde, or in the force.See Taylor Lautner, Andy McMahon, Hunter Parrish, Chad Michael Murray, Channing Tatum
Short hair and scruff says sexy as hell. Good taste, handsome (or trying to be), good in bed, Laid back, or gay.See Chace Crawford, Brody Jenner, Ryan Gosling (where has he been the past few years?),
Normal length hair, clean shaven says DILF. It can also be fat, old, perfect, or metro. See John Hamm, Gerrard Butler, Hugh Jackman, Ryan Reynolds, James Marzden (boy did he fall off the map), Enrique Iglasias, Ed Westwick,Pierce Brosman, Matt Damon, and James Franco.
Normal length hair with scruff says favorite of the brunch girls. Rich, Worldly, yummy, smart, funny, kind, and gorgeous. See David Beckham, Eric Bana, Jhaviar Bordem, Christopher Bailey (not hot but a gay geneous), Chace Crawford, Shia Lebouf, Daniel Craig, and Carlyle/Coop (whatever his name is).
If you have long hair or a beard or mustache or that nest thing that Brad Pitt had we don't care what your name is you can go home and shave yourself. Because that is hard to see past that (literally and figuratively).