Twilight 2 is AMAZING

We hate hate hate that we love love love Twilight and New Moon. Although this movie is way less beautiful than Twilight, what with the red contacts, sad setting, and bright red hair (maybe it's the new director's fault). What team are we? Edward!! He is a man, Jacob is a child and we could never love him. Edward is dark and mysterious and speaks very little, but profoundly. Not to hate, but we've noticed that Bella does most of her communicating by blinking and breathing sharply. And the fact that they can't hook up because he's afraid he'll be tempted to kill her is very angsty, but hot. ****SPOILER. The first part of the movie is really sad and depressing, but the second half is really intense and hot. The part at the end when she is talking to Jacob about how she loves him but has to choose edward is slightly reminiscent of when Christine gives the Phantom  his ring back and says she's chosen hot ass Raoul. they're both hoes, Emmy Rossum is a prettier Ho than Kristen Stewart, but twilight is actually more entertaining to us than Phantom of the Opera both, however can be owned and seen millions of times in a row on BluRay without ever getting bored. We also noticed that Carlisle is Coop in Nurse Jackie (Mondays on Shotime) and  Peter Facinelli is a hot doctor on both. Its also very strange that he's like 108 and she's 18, maybe thats what makes him hot. The human guy that likes her is boring and weird, and when he was suggesting seeing Love Spelled Backwards is Love, we realized that it's actually evol (pronounced evil). The best part for sure is the ending. Watch it now if you haven't yet. It is hot!

BETTY!

Upon hearing the aforementioned CANCELLATION OF UGLY BETTY, we have taken it upon ourselves to provide you with weekly commentary on one of our top 5 favorite shows, yes we watch a lot of shows (around 28 a week). This weeks episode was especially hilarious and entertaining, it seemed like 3 episodes all crammed into one. We loved when betty said she picked out a great outfit for office picture day, to which Marc Responds "AWWWW, Why didn't you wear it?" Betty got her braces off, but in our opinion, she's still pretty offensive-looking, however,t to her credit, she does have a good personality and is sorta likable. When Betty's braces are unhooked from the million-dollar bra (wanna watch it now??) and delectable Daniel says she looks great, and one of our top TV characters, Wilhelmina  Superbitch Slater  says "Yes, Congratulations Betty! Your smile will no longer induce seizures in children!" Amanda swears that she did'nt sleep with THIS:

                                                                                    
                                      "Honest to Prada!"
                    

Imaginary Marc gets reprimanded by Willy for eating a bagel.

Marc St.James is slightly reminiscent of Birdie from Pretty in Pink.

OTH does 16 Candles

A bit late, but still amazing. One Tree Hill honors the late genious John Hughes by doing a 16 Candles episode. The 80s love story starring Molly Ringwald and timelessly sexy Michael Schoeffling( sadly, he lives on some ranch in like Wisconson or something and has a bunch of kids and sells furniture) is our most favorite movie ever. Add Austin Nichols, Sophia Bush, and James lafferty to the mix and you've got yourself a winner!

BTW, we think michael Schoeffling is the sexiest man alive (better than chace crawford). Tell us what you think.

Hallelujah Justin Is Back on Top!

Donning a beard and Henley, our favorite comeback kid returns. Not only are you delicious and amazing even though you're old and dating Jessica Beil, you are also a fellow philanthropist. The way You sun Hallelujah on HBO's Haiti benefit made us smile, cry, and then donate! we love you. Justin Timberlake.

We LOVE!!!

I was going through all the bookmarks on my mac, classifying them into folders when i stumbled upon this unclassifiable beauty. It is definitely fashion, but so much more. Karen Millen appears to be a brand, and everything is very beautiful and fashionable, but cheap. We don't mean disposable clothing (Forever 21 or H&M) cheap, but everything on the website is under $400. We must find out more. Check it out

Old Soul New Heart Accessories also has some potential.

SSSSHHHH!

I was watching twilight at 1:30 in the morning when it came on SHOwtime, and i have a secret i must share. I am a twilight queer. i love it. Its dark and deep and beautiful and romantic. I realize this to be a cliche, seeing as every human on the planet is infatuated with this, but I just can't help myself. Edward Cullen exceeds Chuck Bass in greatness, but is whiter and somehow more gorgeous. I am as drawn to this as I was the first 3 seasons of One Tree Hill. I must admit that I like it more than gossip girl. This is like nothing I've ever seen, I could watch it over and over again. The Cullens are like a different kind of royalty, immortal and unworldly. i mean there must be a reasin why it recieved such excellent reviews, and why when you google Edward there are hundreds of results for Edward Cullen before scissorhands, norton, westwick, or any of the kings. I believe that I like this movie better than most of our favorites: Disturbia, the Uninvited, Orphan, John Tucker Must Die, and even possibly She's the Man. edward is delish, he waers a gray heneley, my weakness and is just amazing. Tell me that if he told you he wants you, to kill you, he thirsts for you that you wouldn't be all up on that! so young, so white, so stylish: Edward Cullen.

AHHHHHHHH!

In our monthly Itunes search for the a new One Republic album, we found one!!!!!! Its called waking up, and we told you before we started listening to it, but we know to expect greatness. Human nature it is, to always want more One Republic! We yearn for their beautiful, deep, mind blowing music. Get the album, we urge you to change your life. A tip, pace yourself, greatness hardly happens overnight, who knows how long the wait will be for their next album. Treat yourself to a song from their album every week.

The Bitch Posse

I ordered this book from Amazon thinking it'd be just another book like the Private series or Gossip Girl. Filled with clever bitchy lines and fashion. Wrong. Wrong. Wrong. This book is fucking crazy. Seriously I mean FUCKING CRAZY. Besides from being two clicks away from book porn(do they even have that?)it's filled with drugs, affairs, and murder. There's few bitchy lines and definitely no fashion. But there are three girls Cherry, Wren, and Amy who throughout the book jump from being in high school to their thirties. In high school they deal with sleeping with teachers and heroin pushing mothers. You know, normal teenage stuff. As adults ones in a mental institution, surprise; ones a teacher sleeping a student; and ones an alcoholic divorcee who's still stuck on the past. As wrong as it may be though we loved it. It's officialy made one of our favorite books.

High Five, High 5

We stumbled across another blog. It gives high 5s to deserving people, all the while delivering news. Its probably a bad idea for us to advetise other blogs, but we love it. They're kind of snobby and possibly older, but its good. high 5

New show to watch... Weeds

We could describe the reason we love this show in a few quotes, and we will, but there are other reasons too. Besides from being completely hilarious there are sexy men, Silas and Conrad. Not to mention Nancy's, the main character, husband who is the only Mexican I ever almost wanted to fuck... or rape me. the episodes are intriguing and make you go "omg I can't believe that just happened." Season 6 starts on SHOtime soon so start catching up!

Conrad: who would to steal the cross off the church?
Neighborhood watch old lady: Jews.
Conrad: I haven't seen any
Neighborhood watch old lady: there mostly urban.


Andy: Nancy face it a bakery is virtually impossible to run without drug money

Celia(too her daughter): you can't become lesbian just because you don't want to loose weight.

Entourage

entourage is a show about 4 well-known, yet unassuming players living in Hollywood. Vince is the hottest, most famous, yet static character. He is borning and ornery. Turtle has the most darling temperament and is such a good guy and his real life/on-screen girlfriend, Jamie-Lynn Seigler, is so cute with him. Eric is a pussy, he's sometimes funny, but kind of cute. Johnny Drama is a fugly loser with a huge ego.ARI GOLD is my favorite character on anything in my life, i see certain aspects of my personality in him. He is adorable, dictatorial,and hilariously mean to his gay Asian assistant Lloyd. i want Lloyd as mine because Asians are nothing if not obedient.
Ari "I want you to keep an eye on Andrew for me."
Lloyd "Keep an eye on him how?
Ari "Pretend he's Zac Efron's ball sack!"
That's not even the best one find more at Ari Gold Quotes

Avatar

Normally we don't blog abou PG movies, but we abslutely love the fabulous Zoe Saldana. And we want sam worthington and his delicious accent. We were watching an interview amd learned that the movie awakens part of the brain that isn't normally awake, it's like being in drugs. So after that, we've decided that we are definately going to watch this movie.

The Glass Castle

Jeanette Wallis, the author of the glass castle, had a very interesting life. Her father was a tortured genius and made life fun, miserable, exciting, maddening, and joyous for his four children. I read it the year it came out and haven;'t read it since but a my friend is reading it and i want to give it some credit. i thought it racy, enticing, sad, and beautiful. Jeannette's reason for keeping on as a child was the hope that her father would keep his promise. Her fathers promise was that he was going to construct plans an invention: THE GLASS CASTLE. He promised to build it for their family to live in happily together.

500 days of summa

The best movie I've ever seen (besides gone with the wind, breakfast at tiffanys, and pride and prejudice of course)is coming out on dvd tomorrow! Just in time for christmas. possibly the best part of 500 DAYS OF SUMMER is when he sees a coupke holding hands on the street and shouts 'get a room!' As he's leaving the drugstore with a bagful of twinkies and rum.

Everyone....

Stop what you're doing and go watch The September Issue.

And then watch it again.

Excellent.



Especially watch out for the part where Rodarte is slashed. It's like Anna Wintour knew he was going to fall and make a Target line. Brilliant.

Fortunately this line will only be available until January 31st.