Friday, November 20, 2009
Guys. Particularly in boring states like Wisconson and Nevada (is that how you spell that? is that even a state, or just my subconcious remembering someone's last name?) tend to take rotten girlfriends. They guys are all Chace Crawford Pretty and their Fat, White, Ugly girlfriends DONT EVEN GIVE IT UP. I feel the urge to walk up to them and say "I'm from Miami and i'm here to put some sunshine in your pants." i mean ovbiously no light has ever entered or escaped their pants. too sad.
Posted by Brunch girls at 3:14 PM