Friday, November 20, 2009

LOL

Guys. Particularly in boring states like Wisconson and Nevada (is that how you spell that? is that even a state, or just my subconcious remembering someone's last name?) tend to take rotten girlfriends. They guys are all Chace Crawford Pretty and their Fat, White, Ugly girlfriends DONT EVEN GIVE IT UP. I feel the urge to walk up to them and say "I'm from Miami and i'm here to put some sunshine in your pants." i mean ovbiously no light has ever entered or escaped their pants. too sad.

5 comments:

Heather said...

Your whole blog reminds me of the girls i used to hate in highscool. However this is possably one of the funniest things ive ever read.

Hepburn Hilton said...

Hm.. ugly boys are with hot girls and ugly girls are with hot boys...Are people not getting the stay in your own league thing??

Brunch girls said...

Heather : Thanks for the compliment! But we were actually really nice in high school, still are we like to think

Brunch girls said...

Carina the Blogarina : Haha I know what you mean. But I guess if they're in love.....

Shayna said...

Excellent soundbite... and I will be snickering the next time I either see a man wearing a plaid shirt (makes me think of Pennsyltucky et. al.) or a referance to Miami :-)

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