Father dearest, he set up your trust fund, scared off unworthy boys, and has or will pay for your wedding. But what oh what to get him for christmas. If he lacks homosexuality or is just plain tasteless force your taste upon his life. if he had no direction in life and
just eats, sleeps, and makes money then get him some gadgets. Here are some suggestions...
cool daddy Fred Flaire!
gay or very not gay daddy Conde Nast Art
faddy Harry and david
cook daddy Williams Sonoma
cuddly/ perpetually cold daddy Sophia Cashmere
mobster / ghetto daddy Zales
sailer/ New England daddy Sperry
DILF D&G
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