Monday, March 22, 2010

Oh My Effing God!!

If you don't believe that over half of the American population is overweight, then go to a private beach in Mexico. Or a public beach. Or an American Beach. Go on, WE DARE YOU! Apart from that horendous experience it was uber fun! We met some uber hot guys and one of us hooked up with Brody Jenner's stunt double (not really, just a lookalike, but let us tell you he did stunts ;). And if you're a girl and you look older than 12, yes, we all found out at the ripe old age of 13 that girls of any age can drink in Mexico, but tthat doesn't mean you need to skank around acting drunk and croud around the bar gabbing about the Secret Life of the American Teenager and the latest Clique novel. And BTW, what the hell is this? What ever happened to good old Laguna Beach-alright The Hills now- and reading Vogue? We enjoyed our hot stone massages and saltwater facials, but not the disgusting dinky shops rank with cement polish(?), mexican sweat, old tacos (they eat anything), (useless) water filters, asbestos, and dirty old fabric.


P.S!!
We can't thank you guys enough for all the lovely comments we returned to! Seriously, you guys are great!

10 comments:

Kim said...

ladies i wish my spring break sounded that exciting. great post. and i 100% agree with you about fat people on the beach. i saw some of them this weekend and all i have to say is daymn...our country is tooooo fat

Micaela said...

hey babe! thanks for ur lobely comment in my blog :)
i'm loving your's! great pic... i'm ur follwer number 100! so follow me please :)

x
the psico killer .-

star said...

Ladies, I left something for you on my blog!

Wynn Wygal said...

The third world is always a bit shocking to me as well.

Sounds like you two still managed to have a good time though!

EmWampach said...

Just love you girls:) oh you tow got my Blog love this week!:)
xxx

T said...

I remember getting insanely drunk in Puerta Vallarta when I was 16.

Thanks mom for letting me dance on the bar with those crazy Canadian girls.

And yes, I still have those pics.

Deconstruction said...

I can't wait, I am headed to Mexico in about 2 months from now!

Tara said...

haha. this is hilarious! i'm so jealous, i would do anything to be one of those fat americans in mexico right now!

thanks for the comment on my blog! i'm going to follow you girls! :)

*D* said...

the only thing i liked about mexico was the beach. if i ventured away from the beach i was a little scared for my life. hehe thanks for the sweet comment on my blog! btw, loving your blog too! i've laughed out loud at least 10 times and i haven't gotten past the first 7 post on this page yet. :)

Beth said...

'We enjoyed our hot stone massages and saltwater facials, but not the disgusting dinky shops rank with cement polish(?), mexican sweat, old tacos (they eat anything), (useless) water filters, asbestos, and dirty old fabric.'

Ah, the first part sounds like heaven, and the second definitely sounds like something everyone should avoid! Glad you're having a good time!

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