If you don't believe that over half of the American population is overweight, then go to a private beach in Mexico. Or a public beach. Or an American Beach. Go on, WE DARE YOU! Apart from that horendous experience it was uber fun! We met some uber hot guys and one of us hooked up with Brody Jenner's stunt double (not really, just a lookalike, but let us tell you he did stunts ;). And if you're a girl and you look older than 12, yes, we all found out at the ripe old age of 13 that girls of any age can drink in Mexico, but tthat doesn't mean you need to skank around acting drunk and croud around the bar gabbing about the Secret Life of the American Teenager and the latest Clique novel. And BTW, what the hell is this? What ever happened to good old Laguna Beach-alright The Hills now- and reading Vogue? We enjoyed our hot stone massages and saltwater facials, but not the disgusting dinky shops rank with cement polish(?), mexican sweat, old tacos (they eat anything), (useless) water filters, asbestos, and dirty old fabric.
We can't thank you guys enough for all the lovely comments we returned to! Seriously, you guys are great!