What do you say we go back to my room and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply.

I can assure you we've screwed much better guys, more handsome, kindhearted, well bred, huge-cocked guys. And they have much better pick up lines that know better than to use. We are pretty good at math anyways, and you don't exactly sound like our knight in shining Armani.

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