In a world where a sub-par car company turns the Valentino symbol upside down as its logo, the word Chanel is underlined in red in every single typing form, and cheap suddenly means more convenient and therefore better (no matter how many asian children die per day in sweatshops) we like to be the one thing you can count on. Nothing too intresting has happened in the past week: a few parties, a new car, and a scandal or two. But we think you'll enjoy the following.....
My cousin was wearing some Tiffany's jewelry and it said T&CO and some kid asked if it said taco. True story.
Also, that new ABC family show SHITTY LITTLE LIERS or whatever was soooooo ABC family's weak attempt at Gossip Girl popularity, but we guess it's better than that thing about the "Secret Life" of a teen whore; has Molly Ringwald really come to this? We love NYC Prep to death and are praying it comes back with PC and Jessie in their little Will and Grace thing. Jessie (who's a "fat cunt" according to PC...and us) shined in the first season, at least as much as a cookie-cutter fag hag can ( fat + insecure+stupid= ideal fag hag). Watch it up!
And also, the reason for our delay is a dead Blackberry with no sign of returning. A moment of silence please.