Sunday, July 4, 2010
Of course we went to the midnight showing of Twilight 3 and we made a night of it. But we agreed it was the worst one. Bella looks different, and so does everyone else, in a bad way. Edward is standoffish and jacob is the opposite, not a good movie. And all those characters that we liked because they kept quiet and didn't get in the way emerged and became annoyingly integral to the plot. WHY? At one point my friend leaned over and whispered "She's so dumb, she's choosing the fairy princess over a real man," while sticking out her tongue and taunting me immaturely. At least edward doesn't like it in the ass. Taylor Lautner is so cute we know he must be gay, especially his voice and physical condition. The audience wasn't too into it very few people were dressed up, there was also a strange gaggle of middle aged women there. In our honest opinion, Twilight 1 remains to be the best, especially since it's consistently good. SPOIL: Bella and Edward haven't fucked. Not because he's afraid of killing her, but because he's saving himself for marriage.
Posted by Brunch girls at 4:20 PM