Wednesday, October 13, 2010
We thought that uneducated wastes of cum lay dormant in a place far, far away that we don't have to deal with. That was until we came to the realization that they're the people that read our blog and dissappoint us by not commenting. Really, we've been skipped over by even the anonymous haters for quite a while. We're better than that. GOSSIP GIRL is restored to its former glory. Chuck/Blair's battle is hotter than the one between Eric Bana and Brad Pitt in Troy. Its so angsty. Blair and serena finally put some good clothes on, we especially enjoyed B's Hampton House ensemble. Why is it that when they fall the lowest, its the best? Are we sick? Nate is ovbiously the son of God so you agree with us that him fucking Juliette is like bestiality. LIKE A G6 and SECRETS reminded us of our favorite show before it was even on there. Dan and Vanessa's relationship is more boring that Rufus and Lily's. If we wanted to watch ugly people whine about the issues they face, we'd turn on CSpan. Gossip Girl used to have a spot in our week, Mondays became Sacred, and watching it in uninterrupted silence became ritual. But lately, it just goes to the TVO and we'll perhaps watch it after the Good Wife. For some reason we felt obligated to watch it, we'd reward ourselves with dumb stuff like Jeresy shore or watch the news to put it off. That's crazy, like washing your hair with Head&Shoulders and rewarding yourself with Pantene. But that's in the past, we can now watch it because we want to, not out of habit. The things we do for you, dear friends.
Posted by Brunch girls at 7:55 PM