Monday, November 1, 2010

WE KNOW

Life is shitty for you guys because our blog is shitty.You want brutally honest and here it begins, with tv Desperate Housewives: Gabby's kids are hideous. The lame mixup explains Jaunita's looks, but not her name or relevance. And what oh what will explain Celia? We don't care about the Solis family anymore since Carlos isn't hot and Gabby's not cheating on him with John Tucker. Megan Fox's husband (Bree's lover) is ugly, she'd be better off with the dad from...
Modern Family: 80 percent boring and strange but 20 percent freaking hilarious, watch out...
Weeds: Get your asses back to hotass Estaban's estate. You don't sell weed and you're not funny, what is your purpose? Doug saying that the Bible was "a less cool version of Lord of the Rings" made us laugh almost as much as (R)Andy calling Nancy a PENIS FLY TRAP. But you're not as boring as...
One Tree Hill: Nate is ugly, Haley's fatter than ever, Julian's a dork, Brooke has the instability of a teenager (but then again she was one 3 seasons ago). And Brooke, we get that you're poor so you're wearing last season's shit, but why are they doing that on...
Gossip Girl: Juliet is gross and ugly, we had more sex appeal and muscle tone on our seventh birthdays. Why is Juliet sharing clothes with Lily, and when did multiple prints with prints become okay? We're pretty sure Serena's dress is the exact one we gave to Goodwill last year and she's toting around less-than-designer bags that cost less than an hour with Vanessa did 5 years ago. Is this because of the economy or their shitty deal with Bluefly?

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