Tuesday, March 30, 2010
Brunch with the Girls
Yesterday, we had brunch with the girls and we invited a new friend who seemed to be as interested in the arts as us, except she wasn't. Usually, we're pretty good judges of character, but this time we were way off. We were all decked out in shoes from Barney's and brilliant diamonds and Tiffany's pearls, but she wore this awful, awful dress. We wish we had a picture so you could get the full look, but it looks like something an obese sixth grader would buy from Dillard's to wear to a public school dance. The fabric itself was red with black fishnet material directly on top, it had spaghetti straps (we didn't know they made those anymore, either), the top was a big padded rectangle, underneath which was a scrunched sash, the same material as the rest of the dress. It was mid-thigh length with a bubble hem, zipped up the back, and was worn with chunky, strappy black heels (?), and one of those tacky chain link "property of Tiffany's" necklaces. When we asked where she got it, she said "this boutique in Chicago." To which we asked, "Is that boutique called 'Dress Barn?'''.
Posted by Brunch girls at 8:50 AM