Thursday, December 31, 2009

Uncle TIM

Everything clever I've ever said all added up doesn't even come close to equaling anything that has passed my uncle's lips.

we saw a mattress in someone's front yard and my aunt suggested, "I spy a marriage on the rocks," uncle responded by saying "Either that or someone turned fourteen!"

we were waiting for a curb spot at the airport and he said of an extra affectionate couple, "Come on, abortions aren't free."

and of another "hurry up! She'll get another face lift and you won't recognize her next time you see her."

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