Wednesday, April 14, 2010

All That Jizz

If you're ever in need of our business all you have to do is give your product a clever, witty, or inappropriate name. 

Our go to travel rate agency is Kayak. Our favorite blush is Nars Orgasm. And Urban Decays matte eyeshadow in Yeyo is always fun.

So of course we nearly climaxed when we found Bleach Black's new nail polish (collaborated with Urban Outfitters, which along with TopShop is now apparently cool). Their first was a piercing blue/green color named Dick Weed.

But even better than that is the new polish seems to resemble a milky white color appropriately named Jizz.




Ray: All that jizz!

When he put the cup of sperm on the table, Ray was making a play on the song "All That Jazz" from the musical Chicago, in the show Bored To Death on HBO.

8 comments:

Julie said...

Oh i soo want to buy that, and have someone ask what the shade is called.

"You like it? it's called jizz."

Julie@
http://yourstalkerslittlesister.blogspot.com/
xxx

RxFresh said...

came across your site today. Just wanted to say that it is FRESH as hell

Bree said...

ha someone just tweeted about this. my first reaction? just odd, but a nice color nonetheless

Shayna said...

Names like that make me smirk the entire time I'm wearing the lipstick/nail polish/eye shadow etc. Somewhere in my makeup bag is a lip balm calld "pussy puckers" (that's the brand!)

The Girl said...

Ooh, I'd buy nice nail polishes with naughty names!

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