Monday, January 25, 2010
Lately I've seen more and more of my friends going out with guys they are way too good for. These girls seem to go out with anyone just so they can say they have a guy. Which in our opinion is not OK.
We, however, actually have standards. Your not going to see us going out with Jack Black look a likes. We have seven cardinal rules.
First off they have to confident, none of that "if i asked you to go out with me what would you say" bullshit.
Second is they have to be taller, older, and funny. Two out of three is not acceptable.
Third is they have to be able to afford us.
Fourth. He has to some sense of style. But not so much that people confuse him as to being gay.
Fifth is they have to slightly less attractive than us. The reason being that two beautiful people don't generate enough attention. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts. Nobody really gets noticed anymore.
Sixth is they have to have muscle. We're not a fan of the wimpy, awkward, Mouth from oth type. We actually don't believe anyone is, except on T.V.
Seven is that we have to like you. Believe it or not where not going to date you just for your looks, or personality, or your money.