And Who Says Only Good Things Have To Come To End?

Juicy Couture Co-Founders Gela Nash-Taylor and Pamela Skaist-Levy have announced they will be leaving their 15 year old 200 million dollar company to quote make a television show. book, and a movie.
You still there? Yeah, we don't buy it either. See we think the company has been biding its time since Liz Claiborne took over. And apparently so do they, "They've been saying the firm was over since we first sold the company in 2003," Nash-Taylor said. Undoubtedly, they've worked their perfect little over plastic surgerized asses off to make something as trivial as a track suit so popular and they've got the spider veins to prove it. But do they really think they can make a name for themselves in the entertainment industry? Or are they better off manipulating sixteen year old girls minds into thinking its okay to wear a sweat suits more than once a weak?
Tell Us What You Think!   

MIRACLE FRUIT

For those of you who love sugar, but swell up or break out whenever you eat so much as a breath mint, we have a cure. The miracle food makes life vivid and great without being illegal. It's a bean that you suck on for about a minute and it makes everything taste sweet for up to a few hours. It's a red bean and sells for $2 a bean or you can buy 300 beans for $360 from an online Florida grower. The beans make beer taste like a chocolate milkshake, potatoes taste like cotton candy, and famously, lemons like candy. No side effects or allergies have been reported. These beans are the hot thing in New York right now and we've been to bean parties where you pay $15-$20 and are given a bean to suck on and then various usually salty foods. As if we weren't already sold after the first chocolate-tasting piece of cheese. They also make perfect gifts!

A Trip to IMDB for...Chloe Sevigny?

WHO IS THIS? 

A question we ask ourselves every time we see her name or picture in the pages of our favorite fashion mags. This innocuous-looking "star" with impeccable style is not just a character on Big Love (not sure which one,that show is impossible to follow) but a Spokes model for the Chloe fragrance when it first arrived. Interested now? Neither are we. Her milky skin does make the clothes pop though.

Standards Anyone?

Lately I've seen more and more of my friends going out with guys they are way too good for. These girls seem to go out with anyone just so they can say they have a guy. Which in our opinion is not OK.
We, however, actually have standards. Your not going to see us going out with Jack Black look a likes. We have seven cardinal rules.
First off they have to confident, none of that "if i asked you to go out with me what would you say" bullshit.
Second is they have to be taller, older, and funny. Two out of three is not acceptable.
Third is they have to be able to afford us.
Fourth. He has to some sense of style. But not so much that people confuse him as to being gay.
Fifth is they have to slightly less attractive than us. The reason being that two beautiful people don't generate enough attention. Together, as a couple, you're less than the sum of your parts. Nobody really gets noticed anymore.
Sixth is they have to have muscle. We're not a fan of the wimpy, awkward, Mouth from oth type. We actually don't believe anyone is, except on T.V.
Seven is that we have to like you. Believe it or not where not going to date you just for your looks, or personality, or your money.

WHAT?!

In Teen Vogue's February issue, Jessica szohr (Vanessa from GG) talks about her real life relationship with our favorite bad boy, Ed Westwick. The darling Versus dress (look out for this new designer, a favorite of the issue) barely helps us deal with this shocking disturbing news that wed always suspected was a rumor. We'd prefer the Ed-Chace Crawford relationship rumors to be true. Boo Jessica! When Teen Vogue isn't dressing you, your style is just as bad as Vanessa's. no pic of Jessica, you're welcome.