We hate hate hate that we love love love Twilight and New Moon. Although this movie is way less beautiful than Twilight, what with the red contacts, sad setting, and bright red hair (maybe it's the new director's fault). What team are we? Edward!! He is a man, Jacob is a child and we could never love him. Edward is dark and mysterious and speaks very little, but profoundly. Not to hate, but we've noticed that Bella does most of her communicating by blinking and breathing sharply. And the fact that they can't hook up because he's afraid he'll be tempted to kill her is very angsty, but hot. ****SPOILER. The first part of the movie is really sad and depressing, but the second half is really intense and hot. The part at the end when she is talking to Jacob about how she loves him but has to choose edward is slightly reminiscent of when Christine gives the Phantom his ring back and says she's chosen hot ass Raoul. they're both hoes, Emmy Rossum is a prettier Ho than Kristen Stewart, but twilight is actually more entertaining to us than Phantom of the Opera both, however can be owned and seen millions of times in a row on BluRay without ever getting bored. We also noticed that Carlisle is Coop in Nurse Jackie (Mondays on Shotime) and Peter Facinelli is a hot doctor on both. Its also very strange that he's like 108 and she's 18, maybe thats what makes him hot. The human guy that likes her is boring and weird, and when he was suggesting seeing Love Spelled Backwards is Love, we realized that it's actually evol (pronounced evil). The best part for sure is the ending. Watch it now if you haven't yet. It is hot!
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